iwillmindfuckyou:

dorothy-cotton:

im not a murderer some of my best friends are alive

some

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selgomez-news:

@Lola_Here: Macy’s 4th of July @selenagomez performance courtesy of @1iota!

agentscullyismyhero:

wennuhpen:

farewell-kingdom:

JJK Airbrush - “I ripped some paper and drew some rocks on it. Now try to see this as a flat surface. And trust me…it is as flat as it can be” (via)

Cool!

I don’t even understand how you can begin to draw these types of things.

byemitch:

babyiaan:

Someone should pull a prank on Justin Bieber where he goes somewhere crowded and they hire a bunch of teenage girls to pretend they don’t know who he is and just see how pissed off he gets

and they should ask for a picture but it turns out they want him to take a picture of them

where-the-legend-sleeps:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

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but idk

you tell me

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this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

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This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

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Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site

omg yummy

the fuck is with quote posts now —omg it’s huge (via clothessharing)

eternalelixir:

dirkitty:

I survived 12 years of my life with no internet

but now I can’t survive like 12 seconds waiting for a page to load

something has gone so desperately wrong

you did your waiting

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