4 days ago with 4,008 notes — via › source

thewonderlessyears:

thewonderlessyears:

the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help

i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done

6 days ago with 85,205 notes — via › source
-omfg -lol

BLOGWARTS: If the HP characters were on tumblr...

Harry Potter: stream of angry texts posts a la "MY LIFE SUCKS. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, MY MENTORS ARE DEAD, MY OWL IS DEAD MY WAND IS BROKEN AND MY SCAR HURTS."
Ron Weasley: food porn blog
Hermione Granger: social justice SPEW blogger calling people out on their bullshit. "let the elves decide whether they are house or garden. check yo privelege."
Ginny Weasley: "day 394-I am not yet dating harry potter" + gifsets dedicated to his scar.
Luna Lovegood: the nightblogger.
Draco Malfoy: hipster blogger
Filch: reblogs pictures/videos/gifs of cats.
Hagrid: the fluffy chicken girl-"if i get 700,000 notes my headmaster said I could get a chimera."
McGonagall: that one person who ruins everyones fun text posts.
Snape: anonymously leaves this in harry's ask "10 point from gryffindor" and then reblogs it.
Bellatrix Lestrange: fanart of her and the dark lord in compromising positions.
Voldemort: the blog that just steals everyone else's gifsets to gain followers - "Follow this lord, you will love him on your dashboard".
Dumbledore: all the gay porn
1 month ago with 36,821 notes — via

420puffsforpresident:

One of you made Kim Kardashian cry

-everysecond:

i think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time”

1 month ago with 84,459 notes — via › source

innumerablegibbons:

A women got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke has a punchline

Wooden tit 

1 month ago with 148,919 notes — via › source
-omfg -lol
1 month ago with 111,276 notes — via › source

NBC confirms “Friends” new comeback season reunion!

The rumor of a new season for Friends has been surrounding the web for months, but this time is more than a rumor! NBC network has confirmed they will launch a new season of Friends on 2014, it will be about their story in a comeback reunion!

1 month ago with 8,302 notes — via › source

whimsicottonees:

so i was cleaning up my folders on my computer when i came across thisimage

i was really intrigued, i didn’t know what it was, I was so excited and I couldn’t remember making it, so I opened it and this is what I found 

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1 month ago with 70,501 notes — via › source

sweerans:

the best of: taylor swift myspace comments circa 2005/2006

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